Sunday, December 22, 2013

I'm No Gangster

Oh my gosh. To the Crip throwing gang signs whose dating profile reveals that he uses drugs "often", has no job or car, is looking for a lady with a car, her own apartment, and her own party supplies, especially a jacuzzi...I am SO not interested. In response to your first question, Yes, I do like to party, but I don't think we like the same kind of parties. Oh, and I am NOT your baby. I tried to be polite in my first message, but I'm about ready to send the "Dude. It is NEVER going to happen" email. If I knew of the OG dating site, I would totally refer you, but for now, just know that you are way too G for me.

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