Sunday, December 8, 2013

I'm a Bruiser

How funny would it be if I updated my online dating profile with this picture, just to see what happens?
Bruiser lookin' for love
If I can do this to myself, imagine what I can do to someone that pisses me off. Want a date, cutie?

Update: I just received this text from my friend, B: "Dare you to go buy boxing gloves and ask the first guy out when he approaches you...Then tell him to come chop your wood and stay for drinks." I think it's just about the best plan ever. How much do boxing gloves cost? 

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